You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
My introduction to the lonely world of Diclonius, where ultra-violence meets super-cuteness, was completed this morning.
I thought the theme song Lilium sung in Latin, the opening credits with references to Klimt, the dozens of Diclonian far-reaching deadly vectors, the contrasting human emotions, the love stories unwinding, where completely and utterly captivating!
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
In honor of getting smash bros codes just now here is the MELEE main theme but with bike horns